We are headed out on a family vacation to Florida and one of our stops (outside of grandpa’s house) will be at the Innisbruck resort. So my daughters, who watch entirely too much Phineas and Ferb apparently, have requested that we do a girls’ day Indaba Spa while we are there. All they know of spas is that they get a haircut and their toes painted, which is good I suppose. No little Kardashians in training here.
It did make me think of some of the different spas I have been to in my life (including our own Spa Orange), what makes them good, bad and indifferent. A spa’s main goal should be to make you feel good, inside and out. I know that sounds basic, but many times they get so hung up in the type of seaweed in their wraps or their own square footage that they forget about guest comfort.
Here are some of my favorite (and not so favorite) experiences.
The Bad
1) I’m a chatterbox, I know it, but if there is one thing I can’t stand, it is a talkative massage therapist. Nail technicians are supposed to carry on a conversation, hairdressers too. When someone has had a stressful day and wants to fall asleep face down breathing through a hole in the table, try to keep the convo to a minimum.
2) Guy and a girl walk into a spa…no this isn’t a joke. My boyfriend and I went to get massages at a day spa. He requested a female therapist (naturally), I gave no preference. Result? He got pampered by two therapists, the manager and her trainee, and I got a guy who tried a Japanese technique leaving me with bruises. Glad my boyfriend paid for both of our treatments.
The Indifferent
1) Overpriced services and employee snobbery are incredibly frustrating to me, especially on vacation. I know all about supply and demand coupled with the added expense of spa facilities such as pools and steam rooms. But the going rate for a treatment at a resort should not be triple what it is at a local day spa. For an employee to look down their nose at clientele paying exorbitant rates just adds insult to injury.
The Good
1) Spas which transport you to another place. One of my favorite day spas in San Diego was called Bergamot. It was built in multiple Balinese-style hut buildings. I felt wonderful just hanging out there for the day, on one of the outdoor lounges, sipping tea. Ahhh.
2) The Spa at the Mandalay Bay Hotel was great for my bachelorette party. The hangover crew could lay by the indoor pools on padded lounge chairs and get lunch delivered. Funniest part was me mistaking my allergy eye drops for my contact solution and effectively dilating my own eyes mid massage. I got to be that person in sunglasses at night.
3) Our own Spa Orange (shameless plug) may not be enormous, but it is friendly, relaxing and has some of the best people working there. Resort spas tend to be pricey and there is nothing worse than dropping tons of money for a mediocre massage from a tired therapist. I’m always impressed with the quality of service, especially from John, our head massage therapist.
So got any good ones of your own? We’d love to hear from you…









